When I write something, don’t assume that I fully believe it myself. Our memories are very unreliable, and I am ignorant about an incredible number of things. Therefore, I have a percent certainty associated with everything I think. Here are some of my current percentages:
84.4% - Global warming is real and caused by human greenhouse gas emissions.
97.4% - Our government won’t do anything about it until it is too late.
99.2% - Guys with the middle name “Wayne” should be avoided.
98.0% - Time Magazine’s readers picked Rain as the most influential person of the year.
99.4% - They were wrong.
87.4% - I don’t know who Rain is.
52.6% - I won’t go out of my way to find out.
98.3% - I’ll find out whether I want to or not.
67.7% - It’s Prince.
79.9% - The Digg revolt was one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a long time.
89.0% - Nothing will happen to websites that publish the HD-DVD key on their site.
99.6% - It is 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0.
77.8% - It won’t work on new releases anyway.
93.7% - More people have published the key than own an HD-DVD player.
62.3% - Digg could have handled it better.
92.5% - Our cat is very selfish. He only cares about what he wants.
85.5% - The Kennedy assassinations were a coop carried out by the CIA and the Mafia.
76.6% - That will be common knowledge in twenty years.
96.8% - I had pizza for lunch.
98.9% - The world would be a better place if everybody used percentages.
99.9% - Karl Rove should be in prison.
99.7% - Patton Oswalt is awesome.
72.9% - You’ve had enough of this list.
96.7% - I’ve had enough of this list.
60.4% - I’ll write about this again at some point in the future.
